if Tracer made Vines

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(from thanks, dad. love, hana. this got super long so it’s under a read more)

  • an installment in ‘a day in blackwatch’ series. “do it for the vine genj” “no” “c’mon genj please” “go away lena” “do it for me genj c’mon do it” genji sighs heavily. he turns around and starts scaling the cliff at gibraltar, tracer shouts “go get ‘em you beautiful green sparrow” you can just barely hear genji yell back halfway up the cliff “lena i’m going to kill you” over the crashing waves
  • an installment in ‘a day in blackwatch’ series. “jesse let’s go clothes shopping!!” camera change shows mccree coming out of the changing room in a dress and tracer yelling “you’re a handsome bloke jesse mccree!” mccree winks at the camera and poses and in the background a sales clerk looks like they’re about shit a bucket. camera change shows the sales clerk helping mccree lace up a corset. sales clerk looks like they want to die
  • another installment in ‘a day in blackwatch’ series. vine shows gabe and mccree screaming at each other in spanish as tracer whispers “is this how they flirt?? more at eleven” the rest of the vine is tracer is running from gabe screaming “IT WAS A JOKE I’M SORRY COMMANDER” gabe is yelling in spanish again, you can barely hear mccree shout “you think he calls jack pendejo in bed??” as he’s left alone in gabe’s office. gabe screams louder
  • another installment in ‘a day in blackwatch’ series. “hey ana” “tozz feek lena what is it” “hey ana could you shoot a sleep dart in that guy’s arse” “why” “it’ll be funny ana c’mon” “i. ok. but only if you go down there and finish him off” last two seconds show tracer screaming “OOOOOOOH” with camera zooming in and out on a dart in sleeping guy’s butt
  • “reinhardt loves memes” tracer whispers. camera changes to show reinhardt walking down the hallway and tracer yells “HEY LISTEN TO THIS”. reinahardt stops in the hallway next to her. this starts playing. reinhardt roars and tracer screams as he breaks the bluetooth speaking she’s holding

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When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.

Yuki sat with Red(F) and Shiori, sipping tea and having some little snacks that Wolf had made and stored. “Good to see you both.” the succubus smiled, “How are you doing, currently?”

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Red(F), as always, had a cheerful grin as she responded. “Oh, I’m doing fine Yuki. What about you?”

Shiori sat close to her mother, looking at Yuki neutrally. “I’m okay.”

“I’m doing well!” Yuki smiled, “Just waiting for Zelda to be born. Can’t wait for that.

“She’s doing well, I hope?” Red(F) asked teasingly. She knew Yuki had chosen to place her child in one of the artificial wombs the Initiative had widely available.

Shiori remained quiet, sliding close to Red(F) and leaning into her mother’s side. Chuckling, Red(F) pulled her daughter a little closer, pressing Shiori’s cheek against her left breast.

“Mooom…” Shiori softly protested with a blush, still looking at Yuki with wary eyes. Something about the succubus made the transhuman Konno sibling feel rather uneasy.

Yuki giggled at the interaction between Red(F) and Shiori. It seriously reminded her of how someone else would react.

“Jake does the same thing when it comes to anyone pulling them into their breasts.” She smiled, “Especially yours, Red. Even mine seem to do him in. Then again, everyone I’m with loves these. I think we can both agree, we’re both MILFs at this point.”

Red(F) couldn’t help it, and burst into laughter upon hearing that.

If she was now a MILF, that was quite the compliment.

In doing so, she also unintentionally squished Shiori a little more against her assets, prompting the twin-tailed daughter to let out another protesting squeal. “Mooom~! Too…close…!”

“Mom?! What’s with the racket?” Wolf and Yuki’s first son, Takeshi came in, and saw Red(F) squishing Shiori against her breasts, “Oh, hey, Mom number two. What are you doing to your daughter? I think she wants to be let go. And now, if you’ll excuse me, I, going back to…”

“OH NO YOU DON’T!!! YOU’RE NOT GOING BACK TO BED, TAKESHI HIMEKAWA-WOLF!!!” Yuki yelled, pulling her son back into the living room, and sitting him down on the couch beside her, “You remember my darling boy, Red?”

It was clear Yuki was rather proud of the son she had by Wolf, and it was a well known fact that Takeshi was a big Mama’s boy.

Red(F) let go of Shiori apologetically, letting her very red-faced daughter take a deep breath.

Hearing Yuki yell at Takeshi made Red(F) frown disapprovingly at the succubus. “I remember him, yeah.”

“It’s not nice to shout like that, Yuki. Especially not to your kid, and if you wanted him to sit with you, you could have just asked.”

“No, no, she’s in the right. I sleep too much.” Takeshi said, “Plus in our society, mom rules the roost.” 

“Its true,” Yuki said.

A sigh from Red(F) as she swept a look over at Takeshi. “Alright.”

Shiori, no longer blushing fiercely from the earlier boob hug her mom had given her, returned to Red(F)’s side. Looking distrustful of Takeshi, she leaned into her mother’s shoulder.

In return, Red(F) smiled softly and patted Shiori’s head. “It’s fine, Shiori. Takeshi’s a good kid.”

“Kid?” Takeshi raised an eyebrow, “Last I checked, I’m almost thirty.”

“Oh yeah, your birthday’s coming up..” Yuki smiled.

Red(F) waved a hand apologetically. “Sorry, Takeshi, I still keep thinking of you as a handsome young man. Besides, I’m technically 90 even though I’m biologically in my 20s. Compared to me, you’re a kid alright.”

Shiori glanced at Takeshi, then softly said something. “Guess I can wish you an early happy birthday, then?”

“Still can’t compare to Dad’s 5000, Mama Red.” Takeshi pointed out, “Well, except for Great grandpa. As nice as he is… Great Grandpa has seen some serious shit.”

Of course, Red(F) knew Takeshi was referring to Link.

Shiori spoke up then, still clinging closely to her mother.

“Heard Dad talk about your great grandpa a while back. Doesn’t like how he turned out these days. He said your great grandpa was some sort of huge hero a long time back?”

“Yes he was. He’s just bitter that he wasn’t able to save his home country a second time.” Takeshi said, “he’s really hard on Dad, for that reason.” 

Brooding on Takeshi’s words, Shiori fell silent. Red(F) glanced at her daughter, then at Yuki.

“Do you think things will get better for him when his home is liberated? At least Wolf wouldn’t be so pressured.”

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Ending

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