It appeared Wolf’s cat Snowpuff had gotten loose from the apartment, and now, for some reason, had ended up in the admiralty building. Sniffing around the unfamiliar area, the snow white persian cat walked past various personnel, meowing and purring in a friendly manner at them before seeing Platinum Berlitz, going up to the admiral, and rubbing against her leg.

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Having been on a visit to Eden for certain administrative matters, Platinum was surprised to see Snowpuff. Since she’d never seen the cat before, though, she didn’t recognize them. “Oh. Hello there, little cat. Are you lost?”

“It was an old cartoon. Kind of a dumb one at that.” Wolf said, “Really had no point to it. Then again, most cartoons do, sadly.”

He shook his head.

“It was set under the sea, the main character being a sea sponge called Spongebob, who’s pet is a snail called Gary.’ Wolf said, “I suggest you send a drone back in time just to watch the show.”

“Can’t do that. Temporal mechanics is a real bitch to deal with and time travel in general is heavily regulated. Almost no one does it for official matters, much less for fun.” Red(F) responded casually.

To her statement, Snowpuff seemed to meow almost curiously, to which Red(F) patted Snowpuff’s belly again with a small smile.

“Yeah, seems a little overboard. But believe me, alternate timelines and temporally displaced people are a real tricky issue these days. Time travel isn’t to be messed with.”

It appeared Wolf’s cat Snowpuff had gotten loose from the apartment, and now, for some reason, had ended up in the admiralty building. Sniffing around the unfamiliar area, the snow white persian cat walked past various personnel, meowing and purring in a friendly manner at them before seeing Platinum Berlitz, going up to the admiral, and rubbing against her leg.

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Having been on a visit to Eden for certain administrative matters, Platinum was surprised to see Snowpuff. Since she’d never seen the cat before, though, she didn’t recognize them. “Oh. Hello there, little cat. Are you lost?”

Wolf smiled at the cat, who rubbed against his legs before padding back into the lounge.

“Don’t worry. He’s just not ready to leave yet. May I come in?” he asked, “And where’s other Red?”

Serina flashed into existence beside Wolf, the AI lacing her hands behind her back.

“Mr Red is currently investigating a matter in New Eden’s universe. I’m afraid he will not return for another two days.”

As Snowpuff meowed again in the background, Red(F) invited Wolf to sit down on the couch.

“Come on, have a seat since you’re here. Also, Yuuki’s sleeping right now, so please don’t disturb her.”

Shiori sat down right next to her mother, cuddling close. If Wolf were to focus on magical signatures in the area, he would find that both Shiori and her sister Hanamori bore the unmistakable aura of Astrid’s divine protection.

Not even Majora or the greatest Bouzaculan deities could touch them without being irreparably harmed.

“Thank you, Serina.” Wolf said, “It probably isn’t hard for him to find something to do with his time off.”

Wolf came in once Red(F) invited him in, and nodded to what she said.

“Thank you for letting me know, Red. I won’t disturb her.” Wolf said, “I’ve got a lot on my plate, lately. Still trying to requisition material and manpower for the war effort. Even with the excavation of the Beasts and the Guardians, the losses and costs still mount up.”

Wolf looked tired, but not overworked.

“I’ve been trying to maintain a regular schedule to keep myself from getting overburdened, and Seraph keeps me in the loop of what’s going on out there.” Wolf said, “Any news I haven’t heard that you have?”

“Well…there is one thing.” Red(F) admitted.

Holding her daughter close, she looked at Wolf. “There’s been some faint, brief sightings of the Black Angels. That fleet which took out the pirates all those years ago, that’s what we call them now.”

“These sightings were scattered, mostly across the Coalition universes, and only one or two ships at a time. Lately some have been spotted wandering in your universe, outside Bouzac space. They’ve always kept their distance.”

Red(F) lowered her voice. “Gotta admit, we don’t know what this would mean. They haven’t responded to any hails, and they clearly have some kind of advanced cloaking tech, beyond anything we currently have.”

“Not trying to sound self centered or anything, but they seem connected to a few things involving myself.” Wolf said, “I mean, it’s probably just coincidence…”

Admittedly, he was very creeped out.

“What do they want with me…” Wolf muttered, “First, the Pirates… Now this.”

Red(F) shrugged. “Just coincidence, I think. They’ve increased activity somewhat in New Eden and Citadel space as well.”

“We haven’t found any vast swathes of fleet wreckage, so I don’t think they’ve blasted anyone to pieces. Probably just observing us, so best not to disturb them.”

As Snowpuff gave a meow and climbed up to Red(F)’s lap, she patted the cat’s head, then stroked his back.

“Anyway, Snowpuff here seems to like being around me a lot. Why’s that?”

“After seeing what they did to those pirates, I’d rather not provoke them. They did trigger me to have a blood attack.” Wolf said, “And I don’t know why he likes being around you so much.”

Snowpuff meowed and purred again, the cat eagerly rubbing his head against Red(F)’s hand.

Shiori looked at the cat, then Wolf. “How’d you get Snowpuff as your pet, Wolf? Did you buy him from a pet store, or was he found out in the streets?”

“I actually adopted him from the pound when he was a kitten. He was this tiny little puffball back then.” Wolf said, “Now he’s even more fluffy. Then again, I’ve always been a cat person.”

As if in agreement, Snowpuff gave a meow. Unable to resist, Shiori reached out to pat the cat that was still enjoying its spot of warmth in Red(F)’s lap.

“Have to say, Snowpuff’s adorable. He’s a good cat, doesn’t scratch anything.” Shiori said while looking at Snowpuff’s fur, fascinated by how the cat’s tail was swishing here and there.

“He’s a very good cat.” Wolf nodded, “He knows where to and where not to scratch.” 

At the same time, Snowpuff rolled, as if urging them to rub his belly.

Smiling, Shiori did so along with her mother, both of them rubbing Snowpuff’s tummy gently.

The cat made a few low purrs of contentment, enjoying their touch.

Red(F) smiled again, looking at Wolf. “So, I’ve always wondered. Was Snowpuff this smart when you found him, or did he grow more intelligent over time?”

“He’s always been super smart.” Wolf remarked, “Hell, what really tipped me off was that he actually understood what I said. It was kinda like Gary the snail from SpongeBob.”

The reference was lost on Red(F) and Shiori, a quick aside search through both the Initiative Archives and the Federation’s historical database turning up nothing.

Both mother and daughter had identical looks of confusion. Whatever this “Gary the Snail” and “Spongebob” was, it probably existed sometime back in the 21st century. If so, that explained the lack of data.

“I have no idea who you’re referring to, but I’m gonna assume this ‘Gary’ was like Snowpuff.” Red(F) said slowly, giving the cat another belly rub.

Shiori followed suit, still confused as she distractedly petted Snowpuff to the sound of his content purrs.

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The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

I’m on Clicker Heroes. I’m fine.

Stardew Valley. I’ll be fine as long as I don’t visit the mines, have rabbits and a spouse. Can I please get transported there?

Oblivion uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Horizon Zero Dawn, I’m screwed

PERSONA 4 DANCING ALL NIGHT HOLY FUCK

the long dark. I’m fucked.

World of Warcraft 

how….

how do I “win?”

to simulate the warcraft experience, you cant leave.

youre stuck forever

Melty Blood. 

TIME TO MAIN ARCUIED. 

Persona 4 Golden. With how I play? I’m fi-Oh Amino-Sagiri. That boss can fuck off!

I’m stuck in overwatch

Jesus christ I hope there’s a Mercy on my team.

Fire Emblem Echoes? Eh, I’m not fucked as long as I have a good blade. 

Halo 5. 
Sweet! Im a Spartan!
COME GET SOME KIRITO YOU GARY STU SLAG! IM PUTTIN MY MJLONIR ARMORED FIST RIGHT UP  YOUR SORRY EMO ASS!

(And then Im taking your sniper ho)

Medieval 2 Total War

…..
…..
…..

Oh fuck

Warframe.

Grineer, Corpus…it doesn’t matter. They will be hunted down in the name of the Lotus.

For the Tenno.

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What People Think Millennials Are Like Vs What They’re Actually Like

Heck, we “deserve” computers and smart phones because an ever-increasing majority of jobs—even terrible-paying “gig” work—require access to that tech. If you don’t have something that can download your company’s app or a computer that will let you access the schedule revisions your supervisor posted to Google Drive, you’re screwed.

The issue is that the old guard (the aged white male billionaires who run basically everything) seem to think the world still works like it’s 1930 or some shit. I’m not a millennial but I understand completely these issues. Hell one time when I was job hunting my aunt told me that it couldn’t possibly be as difficult to get work as I made it seem and that if I really wanted to work all I had to do was go to any restaurant, go into the kitchen and tell them to let me start cleaning.
She could not comprehend or process the concept that even simple janitorial work now requires being put in a system and being given a W2.
The idea that any business isn’t capable of just grabbing any schmoe off the street and putting them to work for  a few dollars was something so alien and strange to her that she couldn’t understand what I was describing and refused to believe me.  

Archives: Starships – Slipstream-class Exploration Vessel

The Slipstream-class starship was commissioned in late 2459, in a joint venture between the Initiative’s Horizon Aerospace corporation and the Sisters of EVE. It has since become the most popular starship ordered by civilians.

Measuring an even 100 meters from bow to stern, the Slipstream-class is designed to operate not only in space but in atmosphere, thus its sleek form and gentle curves. In addition, it possesses a civilian-friendly version of the Initiative FTL drive, with a top speed of FTL Mark 8.92. It’s sublight propulsion is equally sophisticated, the newest iterations eschewing the usual impulse engines or GN drives for a highly advanced gravitic drive.

More commonly known as a reactionless drive, the gravitic drive does not utilize any propellant or reaction mass and leaves virtually no engine trace. The level of propulsion control is so fine that the Slipstream-class can turn on a dime, yet remain extremely fast.

For defense and survivability, the Slipstream-class comes with strong double-layered shields and self-repairing smart armor hulls. In addition, it is equipped with a cloaking system based on Optical Phased Arrays. Allowing for complete stealth in multiple spectra (including visible light and infrared), the OPA cloak allows for safe travel in dangerous areas.

As a starship meant for civilian use, the Slipstream-class has no true weapons, with the exception of its pulsed laser beam arrays. These, however, are only meant for destroying asteroids or debris, not military vessels. Still, as a self-defense measure they are highly efficient, requiring only available power from the drive core. In emergencies, the ship’s own Optical Phased Arrays can be used as a combined laser generator.

With regards to piloting and accommodations, the Slipstream-class uses a standard, configurable sophont AI, rendering piloting crew needs to zero. It’s interior can also be customized according to one’s desires.

For the more adventurous, the Slipstream-class also comes with a wing of scout drones. If lost or destroyed, these can be replenished via the ship’s onboard replicators.