*enters her reality*
thank godEnter my reality, Tenno.
my first thought when i saw this:
tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal
avondale, arizona just added a drug-sniffing bearded dragon to their police force and the best part his name is OFFICER IROH
oh my god i thought this was clickbait but its fucking real
welcome to arizona
IROH
THE DRAGON OF THE WEST
Name one thing better than buff girls lifting up their girlfriends, go ahead, I’ll wait
YOU DONE GOT ME
You are an assassin. A little girl has just come up to you, handed you all her pocket money and asked you to kill her abusive relative.
Plot twist: You give her back her money and kill that asshole for free
Deadpool (2016)
























