Aegis of Hope

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“Okay, point of tension dispelled…” Wolf said, “Sorry about the… bad attitude.

Despite the argument, Wolf felt a bit foolish. Again, he’d let his stubbornness get the better of him. Seating himself heavily, he held his head in pain.

Again, he had failed to control his anger.

“Just take me to Altia so I can get shit done.” He said. 

“And what, if I may be so bold as to ask, sir, would be your business there?” The captain asked.

He felt he had the right to know. While the Archive entry on Wolf was rather minimalistic, one thing stood out to the Caldari; he had visited Eden in the Minerva system and the Admiralty with concerning frequency over the years.

Perhaps Wolf did not know it, but he had acquired a fell reputation as a walking bad omen amongst the Initiative’s rank and file personnel.

“I have debts that need to be repaid.” Wolf said, not saying much else. He fixed the Caldari with a look.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” He asked, “Take me to Altia, please.”

The captain gave a nod, returning to his seat as a standard galaxy map popped up in front of him.

“Plot a direct Jump to Minerva, then take us to Eden. Locke, I’ll leave coordination to you. Execute Jump when the Battlegroup reports ready.”

The captain looked across to Wolf. “Repaying debts…let’s hope things do not go sideways while you’re there.”

“The last time things went sideways, I had to negotiate peace, and then free Astrid and Rebecca from the hands of a cultist.” Wolf said with a sigh. The Captain couldn’t see it, but underneath his mask, Wolf’s face was full of regret.

When Battlegroup August arrived at Eden, it was found that most of the Admiralty was currently off duty, with only Red and Green staying to finish up some final duties.

Once Wolf was granted access to Red’s office, the Fleet Admiral was there waiting for him. Red gave him a single nod as he approached.

“It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Heard Czar blew himself up.”

Wolf removed his mask now that he was with Red.

“He did.” Wolf said, “Honestly, I was expecting he would poison himself. Nope, had to be extra and go boom.” 

Wolf looked tiredly at Red.

“I know this is going to be a bit of an odd question, but how are you?” He asked. 

“A little frazzled, if I may be honest. We’ve all had quite the mess to handle.” Red admitted.

“Just keeps getting better and better every day. Rewriting the Charter according to advice, recalling our forces Coalition-wide, replacing the ships we lost. And then them coming back as shipgirls screaming bloody murder.”

The Fleet Admiral chuckled, but his tone was one filled with no mirth. “And now Yellow’s gone, stars only know where. Not even AWOL, Administration lists her being on leave.”

Wolf sat back and listened, nodding as he stroked his chin.

“Mmm, yeah, that’ll do it.” Wolf said, “As much as it may not matter, I do believe what happened to you guys was a bit overkill… Then again, you guys did go overboard yourselves with a few things yourself…”

He sighed.

“Still, for a goddess to suddenly appear and wipe out that big a chunk of your fleet in retaliation for what you’ve done… well, that just seems like cruel and unnecessary punishment.” Wolf said. Then he looked up at Red on the mention of Yellow.

“I think I heard reports of someone who matched her description on Terra Ancora.” Wolf said, “Though… I wouldn’t start looking for her right now. I think she needs a break from everything that’s happened. She needs her space.”  

Seeing how frazzled the guy was, Wolf did something he rarely did – use magic. In this case, it was to summon two glasses, and a large bottle of some very expensive looking Whiskey.

“Red, sit, drink. You look like you need it.” Wolf said, pouring him some of the alcohol, “I know I’m not exactly the face you wanna see right about now, but I’m not here to cause trouble.” 

Even with his cybernetics keeping him up, it wasn’t hard to tell that Red(M) was suffering from an extreme case of exhaustion. 

“I know you’re going to berate me for saying this, but you need a break.” He said softly, “You look like you’re about to fall over. Let me take you to Dreydis. I’m sure things will run fine without you for a day or two. If I do remember, there was one Drey girl who took a bit of a shine to you the last time we were there.” 

Red took the glass of whiskey and eyed it with distaste. “You know I don’t drink, Wolf. Ever.”

With his omni-tool active, he put his hand over the glass, an unknown clear liquid being mixed with the whiskey. “There.”

Red sipped the now neutralized whiskey, thinking back on what Wolf had informed him of. “Terra Ancora. Of course Yellow would go there. Of course.”

But, if his friend needed some time alone, it was best he respect her needs. It seemed she’d taken the Event the hardest, despite her own Fleet being untouched.

“Dreydis? With all due respect Wolf, I don’t recall ever going there. If I wanted to take a break, I’d just head home and spend time with my family. Might as well head home right now, really.”

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Given Tempest’s usual pride, it might have come as a surprise to learn that she was one of the last ships to signal readiness to the network. In her mind, carriers had the most diverse arsenal. If anyone would fire that weapon, it would most likely be Aegis, but it wasn’t hard to imagine someone like her being next in that line. Just the possibility of it got under her skin.

Across the network, Aegis’s voice marked the start of the simulation. “Beginning now. Form ranks and start targeting calculations.”

As she’d said that, a group of ships appeared on the tactical overlay 2 AU away, red blips marking them as hostiles. From this distance, they didn’t notice the assembled shipgirls.

Immediately, the AIs of the network began sharing their targeting data, firing solutions seemingly appearing naturally in the shipgirls’ minds as they locked on to the various enemy ships.

“Relay Guns only, set to standard charge. Hold fire when ready, alpha strike on my mark.” came Aegis’s voice once again.

Tempest found herself in the front rank, the mini Relay gun turrets lining up with her designated target.

“Adri, are you sure you can do this?” She whispered faintly.

{Of course. The whole network has control, not just me. We’ll be fine.} the AI responded reassuringly.

“In 3…2…1…mark.” Aegis called out.

As one, every shipgirl fired. Across the overlay, every last enemy ship disappeared in a kill icon.

“All hostiles eliminated. Nice work, girls.” Aegis said with a satisfied tone. “But this was tactically a cakewalk. It’s always the easiest when sniping from range. Now let’s try something a bit more conventional.”

Another few taps of the omni-tool, and a new, somewhat larger set of enemies led by a single dreadnought was simulated.

This time, they were relatively closer, and by most standards this was medium range for fleet engagements.

“We’re now at medium range. Everyone prepare single torpedo volley, tight spread. Load quantum warheads, set for detonation overlap. Ready Relay Guns, enemy dreadnought is primary. Escorts are secondary. Carriers, all other vessels are tertiary, ready fighters for launch.”

Near Tempest, Hope and Lumi raised their primary guns, locking on to the dreadnought as everyone prepared torpedoes for launch.

Beside Tempest, the two carriers readied themselves as well.

With primary target locked, Tempest loaded a torpedo-shaped bolt into her crossbow, satisfied with the way it fit. In the quiver, another five bolts materialised, and those followed the first into the ‘magazine’ stack on top of the crossbow. When the bottom one was fired, the next would just fall into place.

“I think I’m going with 4-by-6 for Enact squadrons, and 1-by-6 for bombers. What about you two?” She asked them.

“Same as you.” One of the carriers replied. The other raised her crossbow, loading bolts until they fit in the same launch sequence.

The other carrier double-checked her own crossbow before answering. “I’ll provide drone security for our fighter and bomber screens. Make sure you maintain combat air patrols, okay?”

Aegis spoke again. “All ships align, hostile dreadnought is primary. Guns first, torpedo volley second. Dreadnoughts and cruisers, fire at will.”

They did so, and the predicted results were smooth as clockwork, the hostile dreadnought being eliminated in a combined fusillade. Mere seconds later, everyone launched their quantum torpedoes.

Light flared as the enemy ships were buffeted by overlapping detonations, shields straining or even collapsing under the assault.

“Carriers, launch strike craft. Hit them while they’re reeling!”

Aegis of Hope

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“Okay, point of tension dispelled…” Wolf said, “Sorry about the… bad attitude.

Despite the argument, Wolf felt a bit foolish. Again, he’d let his stubbornness get the better of him. Seating himself heavily, he held his head in pain.

Again, he had failed to control his anger.

“Just take me to Altia so I can get shit done.” He said. 

“And what, if I may be so bold as to ask, sir, would be your business there?” The captain asked.

He felt he had the right to know. While the Archive entry on Wolf was rather minimalistic, one thing stood out to the Caldari; he had visited Eden in the Minerva system and the Admiralty with concerning frequency over the years.

Perhaps Wolf did not know it, but he had acquired a fell reputation as a walking bad omen amongst the Initiative’s rank and file personnel.

“I have debts that need to be repaid.” Wolf said, not saying much else. He fixed the Caldari with a look.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” He asked, “Take me to Altia, please.”

The captain gave a nod, returning to his seat as a standard galaxy map popped up in front of him.

“Plot a direct Jump to Minerva, then take us to Eden. Locke, I’ll leave coordination to you. Execute Jump when the Battlegroup reports ready.”

The captain looked across to Wolf. “Repaying debts…let’s hope things do not go sideways while you’re there.”

“The last time things went sideways, I had to negotiate peace, and then free Astrid and Rebecca from the hands of a cultist.” Wolf said with a sigh. The Captain couldn’t see it, but underneath his mask, Wolf’s face was full of regret.

When Battlegroup August arrived at Eden, it was found that most of the Admiralty was currently off duty, with only Red and Green staying to finish up some final duties.

Once Wolf was granted access to Red’s office, the Fleet Admiral was there waiting for him. Red gave him a single nod as he approached.

“It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Heard Czar blew himself up.”

Wolf removed his mask now that he was with Red.

“He did.” Wolf said, “Honestly, I was expecting he would poison himself. Nope, had to be extra and go boom.” 

Wolf looked tiredly at Red.

“I know this is going to be a bit of an odd question, but how are you?” He asked. 

“A little frazzled, if I may be honest. We’ve all had quite the mess to handle.” Red admitted.

“Just keeps getting better and better every day. Rewriting the Charter according to advice, recalling our forces Coalition-wide, replacing the ships we lost. And then them coming back as shipgirls screaming bloody murder.”

The Fleet Admiral chuckled, but his tone was one filled with no mirth. “And now Yellow’s gone, stars only know where. Not even AWOL, Administration lists her being on leave.”

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Given Tempest’s usual pride, it might have come as a surprise to learn that she was one of the last ships to signal readiness to the network. In her mind, carriers had the most diverse arsenal. If anyone would fire that weapon, it would most likely be Aegis, but it wasn’t hard to imagine someone like her being next in that line. Just the possibility of it got under her skin.

Across the network, Aegis’s voice marked the start of the simulation. “Beginning now. Form ranks and start targeting calculations.”

As she’d said that, a group of ships appeared on the tactical overlay 2 AU away, red blips marking them as hostiles. From this distance, they didn’t notice the assembled shipgirls.

Immediately, the AIs of the network began sharing their targeting data, firing solutions seemingly appearing naturally in the shipgirls’ minds as they locked on to the various enemy ships.

“Relay Guns only, set to standard charge. Hold fire when ready, alpha strike on my mark.” came Aegis’s voice once again.

Tempest found herself in the front rank, the mini Relay gun turrets lining up with her designated target.

“Adri, are you sure you can do this?” She whispered faintly.

{Of course. The whole network has control, not just me. We’ll be fine.} the AI responded reassuringly.

“In 3…2…1…mark.” Aegis called out.

As one, every shipgirl fired. Across the overlay, every last enemy ship disappeared in a kill icon.

“All hostiles eliminated. Nice work, girls.” Aegis said with a satisfied tone. “But this was tactically a cakewalk. It’s always the easiest when sniping from range. Now let’s try something a bit more conventional.”

Another few taps of the omni-tool, and a new, somewhat larger set of enemies led by a single dreadnought was simulated.

This time, they were relatively closer, and by most standards this was medium range for fleet engagements.

“We’re now at medium range. Everyone prepare single torpedo volley, tight spread. Load quantum warheads, set for detonation overlap. Ready Relay Guns, enemy dreadnought is primary. Escorts are secondary. Carriers, all other vessels are tertiary, ready fighters for launch.”

Near Tempest, Hope and Lumi raised their primary guns, locking on to the dreadnought as everyone prepared torpedoes for launch.

Beside Tempest, the two carriers readied themselves as well.

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok

so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.

The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.

On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap

When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”

and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes

wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.

and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army – recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.

Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 

and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.

Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 

Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.

Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

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Given Tempest’s usual pride, it might have come as a surprise to learn that she was one of the last ships to signal readiness to the network. In her mind, carriers had the most diverse arsenal. If anyone would fire that weapon, it would most likely be Aegis, but it wasn’t hard to imagine someone like her being next in that line. Just the possibility of it got under her skin.

Across the network, Aegis’s voice marked the start of the simulation. “Beginning now. Form ranks and start targeting calculations.”

As she’d said that, a group of ships appeared on the tactical overlay 2 AU away, red blips marking them as hostiles. From this distance, they didn’t notice the assembled shipgirls.

Immediately, the AIs of the network began sharing their targeting data, firing solutions seemingly appearing naturally in the shipgirls’ minds as they locked on to the various enemy ships.

“Relay Guns only, set to standard charge. Hold fire when ready, alpha strike on my mark.” came Aegis’s voice once again.

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Yellow shook her head. “It was not much trouble. But I now see that I would help others better if I joined a party.”

She really hoped no one would inquire too much about her Valkyrie suit. It would be tough to come up with an appropriate answer as to how she got it.

But enough of that, there was the matter of adventurer parties to focus on. “Are there any available?”

“There’s plenty to join,” the receptionist added.  “But I need to know your specialty first.  You look like a healer, judging by your outfit.  Should I mark you down as one?”

Yellow nodded. “Yes. Healing, team support and area control.”

Though that last one was mainly due to her suit, really. Generating stasis fields was often a life-saving capability.

Healing and supporting those around her, she could do even without her suit on. Though as she’d found over the years, using too much of her natural abilities left her tired.

She wondered what sort of party she would meet. A capable one, she hoped.

Aegis of Hope

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“Okay, point of tension dispelled…” Wolf said, “Sorry about the… bad attitude.

Despite the argument, Wolf felt a bit foolish. Again, he’d let his stubbornness get the better of him. Seating himself heavily, he held his head in pain.

Again, he had failed to control his anger.

“Just take me to Altia so I can get shit done.” He said. 

“And what, if I may be so bold as to ask, sir, would be your business there?” The captain asked.

He felt he had the right to know. While the Archive entry on Wolf was rather minimalistic, one thing stood out to the Caldari; he had visited Eden in the Minerva system and the Admiralty with concerning frequency over the years.

Perhaps Wolf did not know it, but he had acquired a fell reputation as a walking bad omen amongst the Initiative’s rank and file personnel.

“I have debts that need to be repaid.” Wolf said, not saying much else. He fixed the Caldari with a look.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” He asked, “Take me to Altia, please.”

The captain gave a nod, returning to his seat as a standard galaxy map popped up in front of him.

“Plot a direct Jump to Minerva, then take us to Eden. Locke, I’ll leave coordination to you. Execute Jump when the Battlegroup reports ready.”

The captain looked across to Wolf. “Repaying debts…let’s hope things do not go sideways while you’re there.”

“The last time things went sideways, I had to negotiate peace, and then free Astrid and Rebecca from the hands of a cultist.” Wolf said with a sigh. The Captain couldn’t see it, but underneath his mask, Wolf’s face was full of regret.

When Battlegroup August arrived at Eden, it was found that most of the Admiralty was currently off duty, with only Red and Green staying to finish up some final duties.

Once Wolf was granted access to Red’s office, the Fleet Admiral was there waiting for him. Red gave him a single nod as he approached.

“It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Heard Czar blew himself up.”