curlicuecal:

curlicuecal:

anotheralexandros:

squaliformes:

squaliformes:

(source)

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments 

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

these are making my day

Okay, this one’s killing me:

lierdumoa:

pyrrhiccomedy:

catwinchester:

evieplease:

iamthebadwolf85:

taste-like:

nem sirok csak 65ezren belementek a szemembe

A crowd of 65,000 sings ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ perfectly while waiting for a Green Day concert

THIS. IS. PERFECTION.

@catwinchester

Amazing! 

1. how the fuck did Green Day follow that

2. you know, we have fun here, with the word “meme,” but according to meme theory, which is an actual thing pioneered by reptilian human impersonator Richard Dawkins in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, most of what we call memes are very unsuccessful memes. A meme, in the scientific sense – if one is generously disposed to consider memetics a science on any particular day – is an idea that acts like a gene. That is, it seeks to replicate itself, as many times as possible, and as faithfully as possible.

That second part is important. A gene which is not faithful in its replication mutates, sometimes rapidly, sometimes wildly. The result might be cancer or a virus or (very very very rarely) a viable evolutionary step forward, but whatever the case, it is no longer the original gene. That gene no longer exists. It could not successfully reproduce itself.

The memes we pass around on the internet are, in general, very short lived and rapidly mutating. It’s rare for any meme to survive for more than a year: in almost all cases, they appear, spread rapidly, spawn a thousand short-lived variations, and then are swiftly forgotten. They’re not funny anymore, or interesting anymore. They no longer serve any function, and so they’re left behind, a mental evolutionary dead end.

This rendition of Freddie Mercury’s immortal opera Bohemian Rhapsody is about the most goddamned amazing demonstration of a successful meme I’ve ever seen. This song is 42 years old, as of 2017. FORTY TWO YEARS OLD. And it has spread SO far, and replicated itself across the minds of millions of people SO faithfully, that a gathering of 65,000 more or less random people, with nothing in common except that they all really like it when Billie Joe Armstrong does the thing with the guitar, can reproduce it perfectly. IN PERFECT TIME. THEY KNOW THE EXACT LENGTH OF EVERY BRIDGE. THEY EVEN GET THE NONSENSE WORDS RIGHT. THEY DIVIDE THEMSELVES UP IN ORDER TO SING THE COUNTER-CHORUS. 

“Yeah, Pyrrhic, lots of people know this song.”

Listen, you glassy-eyed ninny: our species’ ability to coherently pass along not just genetic information, but memetic information as well, is the reason we’re the dominant species on this planet. Language is a meme. Civilization is a collection of memes. Lots of animals can learn, but we may be the only animal that latches onto ephemera – information that doesn’t reflect any concrete reality, information with little to no immediate practical application – and then joyfully, willfully, unrelentingly repeats it and teaches it to others. Look at how wild this crowd is, because they’re singing the same song! It doesn’t DO anything. It’s not even why they showed up here today! If you sent out a letter to those same 65,000 people that said, “Please show up in this field on this day in order to sing Bohemian Rhapsody,” very few of them would have showed up. But I would be surprised to meet a single person in that crowd who joined in the singing who doesn’t remember this moment as the most amazing part of a concert they paid hundreds of dollars to see.

And they’re just sharing an idea. It’s stunning and ridiculous. Something about how our brains work make us go, “Hey!! Hey everybody!! I found this idea! It’s good! I like it! I’m going to repeat it! Do you know it too?? Repeat it with me! Let’s get EVERYBODY to know it and repeat it and then we can all have it together at the same time! It’s a good idea! I’m so excited to repeat it exactly the way I heard it, as loudly as I can, as often as possible!!”

This is how culture happens! This is how countries happen! Sometimes a persistent, infectious idea – a meme – can be dangerous or dark. But our human delight at clutching up good memes like magpies and flapping back to our flock to yell about them to everyone we know is why we as a species bothered to start doing things like “telling stories” and “writing stuff down.”

“That’s a lot of spilled ink for a Queen song, Pyrrhic.”

Man I just fucking love people.

This is also oral tradition in action. Singing was humanity’s primary means of preserving and passing on knowledge, before writing was invented. We have Homer’s Iliad today because generations upon generations of humans sang the story, faithfully reproducing it for generations before written language was invented. Songs are the strongest memes.

Invasion of Hell [Closed RP]

spartan-joe371:

phazonhuntress:

saviorgoddessastrid:

astrids-templars:

Shlaereen let out a heavy groan when the mention of a demon lord was uttered, as she brandished her holy rifle once more. Her fingers slightly dragging along the barrel, embuing her next shot with a charged up holy energy bolt. “If their in our way, we’ll try to skirt around them. Though knowing their here now, I doubt their going to let us pass without a fight.” Shlaereen explained. As for Isabella, she was moving up what little resistance was left when she heard the news. “My gunners can mow down a good portion, but they can’t take on that many at once. We either need to find an alternative route to our objective, or we need something to give us an edge in combat with them.” Isabella explained.

“No worries, they’re not in the way of your path,” Astrid commented.  “However, I would dearly appreciate it if you destroyed those demons anyways.  Don’t like the look of those demons, and I’d much rather they not bother us later.”

Astrid didn’t seem to comment on just how many there were.  She seemed confident that they could take those demons on, in spite of the numbers.

@phazonhuntress

“As much as Demons need to be destroyed, I do think that we need to establish a foothold, and speak with Adam before we start wantonly killing Demons, we’ll take too many casualties for the operation’s success to be even remotely possible. proceed with caution, champions, and make certain you don’t take unnecessary risks.

“The gate to Adam’s Palace is just a few clicks north of your current position. The Hell energy source can be ignored for now.  once a portal is established, i’ll send my soldiers to reinforce you”

@spartan-joe371

“…Yeah, let’s not destroy those demons just yet,” Joe declared.  “I at least want to get some intel about what’s going on from Adam before the bullets start flying.”  With that, Joe started heading north to reach the gateway to Adam’s Palace.

Red’s sense of foreboding grew, so as a safety measure he engaged his cloaking system. For precaution’s sake, he alerted the party as he did so.

“Cloaking up. Dangerous situation likely.”

He followed Joe silently afterwards, no telltale ripple or shimmer of air serving to note his cloaked presence. Only Ruler perceived him, and even then only by focusing on the link she shared with Red.

Something told them both that they weren’t going to like the meeting with Adam.

@astrids-templars

moonstonefox12:

findyourpenguin:

stevie-is-a-nerd:

rainbowtalk:

wholockiandalek:

yangeliio3o:

littlemissnightmares:

paintingwithpencils:

cora-the-meatball:

to-my-beloved-fandoms:

2pbelarusgooglehistory:

straightasdeanwinchester:

nihilismpastry:

yuubitimberwolf:

tinyplaidninjas:

mini-laffytaffy:

official-mounds:

bloodstone-official:

carnelianofficialtwitter:

amethysts-pants-official:

sapphiresofficaltwitteraccount:

garnetsofficialtwitteraccount:

smokysofficialtwitteraccount:

dragongodmalachite:

chippani:

lolodapsycho:

zeeunknownundertalelover:

notch0607:

lily10367:

miyoatthepineapple:

bisexuwhale-pride:

zodipippy:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

madcap-self-made-superhero:

dragonlover1234da:

askagilescramble:

muffinmuffin42:

Please. Please please please read this and reblog!

If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.

If you cant read this, here it is: 

If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database.

Her intentions with this are harmful.

She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions.

And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love.

She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is.
An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does.

Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks.

Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.========This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.

SIGNAL BOOST!

SIGNAL BOOST THE FISH OUT OF THIS!

SIGNAL BOOST.

Oh FUCK she’s back. D: Guys, this isn’t a joke. Signal boost the shit out of this.

L

Holy fucking shit this is horrible

@galeofvalla

PEOPLE DO THIS

HOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOSTHOWDOYOUSIGNALBOOST!?!?!?!?

No one is dying!

OH NO ITS OKAY I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY ATTACKS TODAY ANYWAY

…yup. This is exactly what one should wake up to.

Jesus fucking christ. @ all the otas, signal boost this shit.

@sardonyx-official-twitter

@sardonyx-unofficial

@opals-official-twitter-account

@smokyqrtzofficialtwitteraccount

@goopy-amethyst

@smokysofficialtwitteraccount

@smoky-official

@yellowdiamondofficialwitter

@bluediamondsofficaltwitter

Yo, I want everyone to see this, but if it triggers harmful stuff, don’t be scared to request for me to tag anythin’ at all

stay safe humans

You all be careful with the info you give out online! -modphire

BE CAREFUL, MY LGBTQA+ CHILDES :3

THE CARNELIAN ARMY WILL PROTECT YOU ALL

Boost

@mttbrand-official
@mini-laffytaffy
@unofficial-baskin-robbins-fuck
@barbecue-lays
@beefjerkynon-official
@hello-panda-unofficial
@snocapsunofficial
@glade-unofficial
@unofficial-snyders
@klondike-bar-unofficial
@jolly-rancher-unofficial
@red-vines-unofficial
@beefjerkynon-official
@brusslesproutsofficial
@macaron-unofficial-account
SIGNAL BOOST
I REPEAT
SIGNAL BOOST

!!!!!!!!! SUPER IMPORTANT!!! STAY SAFE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

@grayscaleeternity @momododosupergay @thenameisnym @fantismal @writing-prompt-s @whats-your-name-man @exadorlion @evanhamsen @emotional-wrek @rockpapercynic @theartofanimation @theodd1sout @your-obedient-author @incorrect-hamilton-quotes @icarus-descends @incorrecthamiltonquotess @ozumiiwizard @pixlpit @animalproblems @adorkablemarkandjack @slimetony @dennys @diary-of-a-chinese-kid @dailyhamilton @floatingmegane-san @cymfh @cartoonpolitics @feeltheaaronburn @galactibun @hamilton-lyrics @hamiltonthemusical @jewdolph @jamilton-trash @konoira @k0ntaminated @lordminion @lin-hamuel @lizclimo @zoella @veykun @victimsofcomics @badlydrawnhamliton @best-of-lin-manuel @best-shower-thoughts @not-throwing-away-my-shot @nailsyall @newtsckamander @marksandrec @midnigtartist @markimoo @evil-weasel @itsjustwhale  I don’t even know half these people these are just blogs I know support this LGBTQ+

Holy shit guys, be safe.

I live in germany and didnt knew about it! Fuck, thats scary!

The fact this doesn’t surprise me…Doesn’t surprise me. Anyway, just a warning for my followers.

Holy shit this is scary, be careful guys!

((BE CAREFUL GUYS))

PLEASE be safe everyone!! My blog is a safe space,so if you need someone to talk to,I am here!!

Stay Safe and Be careful!!!!

Nooooonono I’m really really scared nowwww

WOA–

wH-

@rainbowtalk have you got this yet?

@letters-to-lgbt-kids you could do a letter on this?

This is horrible…what sick and twisted mind would have the audacity to do this?…

@dudlebuggs @thedillpickleisnotafruit @findyourpenguin

STAY SAFE MY INTERNET FRIENDS

THANKS STEVIE

PASSING THIS ON

Y’ALL STAY SAFE TOO A’IGHT

Gotta reblog so people are aware