spartan-joe371:

phazonhuntress:

saviorgoddessastrid:

astrids-templars:

Isabellas Templar grunts sat silently in their vehicles, just trying to keep their minds off of the fact that they were in hell. Those who were close to those who died, were just trying to keep themselves stable, knowing that their own friends were dead. ‘Astrid… I think you should address them. I don’t want them to think you don’t care for their losses. I mean, I can feel their sadness, and it pains me, knowing what that feeling is like.’ Shlaereen replied.

@saviorgoddessastrid

“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” Astrid admitted.  Then, to the Templar and Grunts in question, she then said, “Hey guys.  Listen, I know that things are rough right now, but I’m really glad that you’re all helping in this.  Don’t worry about your friends, I will ensure that they are all given a spot as heroes in New Heaven.

“And those of you who make it through this, there’s going to be some great rewards in it all for every last one of you.  This is a very good cause you’re fighting for, and I want to make sure that every last one of you realize that you’re doing a great job.  Thanks so much for being willing to help out in all of this.”

@phazonhuntress​

Nora took that moment to speak up,”Soldiers. you will be rewarded handsomely, but remember: if the worst happens, do not let these creatures take you alive, under any circumstances. they make Dark Eldar seem low-key in terms of how they inflict pain and punishment on their victims. your souls will be welcomed by Astrid… “

After she’s finished her part, she falls silent again, looking over one of the digital screens, with all the vital data on every one of the operatives in Hell at the moment, deep in thought. she didn’t even notice Joe’s jab at her technology

@spartan-joe371

“And hey, once this is all over, drinks are on me,” Joe said, trying to cheer up the group some.  It was about that time they reached the map room.  There was a hologram sitting in the middle of the room.  “Alright, cover me while I download the map.”

With that, Joe went down to head over to the map.  Of course, if one were to think it unguarded, they would be foolish, for some demons began teleporting into the battlefield to cause some chaos.  They weren’t anything too powerful though, just some imps and soldiers, in addition to a couple possessed humans.  The group down there should be able to handle it quite easily while Joe downloaded the map.

@fleet-admiral-red​

Once again did the omni-drones come forward from Red, particle beams already lancing forth from the combat drones.

The Hell Soldiers were the first to fall, leaving the Imps for the rest to mop up. Still, this seemed too small a force. Enough for them to handle, surely.

A distraction from a larger approaching force? Perhaps.

His subvocal broadcast, silent to the outside world, was clipped and efficient as he warned the rest. “Eyes sharp. Additional hostiles likely. Anticipate Hellknights.”

Even as he said this, Ruler had already smashed an Imp’s head into the ground with a single sweep of her standard-turned-spear.

Her expression was regal as she glanced back to Red. “If they come, I will deter them.”

@astrids-templars

Red(M) smiled, drawing up a holoscreen with a few Pokemon on it.

“Well, Pokemon is a blanket term describing the admittedly staggering variety of creatures found on these alternate Earths. Though the name is local terminology, we use it just the same.”

“According to them, there are currently just over 800 distinct species of Pokemon. Such biodiversity and strange variations in sophonce are incredibly rare. We’re still not done cataloging their many types, and we suspect in the cases of some Pokemon that their evolution may have been artificial in nature. Some recent, others…far more ancient. Still, astounding.”

ihateeverythingcomic:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address – I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.”