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Pass into the iris…
Presenting the unanticipated and unrequested episode 2 of whatever this thing is!
Hope you guys get some laughs out of this
Beanaros
*Squeaky noise*
*valkyr voice* >:3c nyaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Has this been done before?
I wuv the lil Darkling!
Parallelism

So it seems, Lotus. I’m still reeling from this…

Will do, Space Mom.


I have an energy beam? Makes sense, the Tenno have Void powers, after all.

And it obliterates Sentients?! Man, I love this!


GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU SENTIENT [REDACTED]!

…alright? What’s the Somatic Link? Guess I’ll find out.

Time to save the Reservoir.

I. HATE. FIGHTING. SENTIENTS.

Margulis? Is that you?

Can’t say I disagree, Margulis. The Orokin were real assholes.

YOU OROKIN BASTARDS.

What’s this place?

Oh boy, cutscene time. Real pretty waterfall, though.

…whoa. This is new.

It’s like…it’s like a lotus flower.

A pod? And there’s someone inside, too.


The hell? What’s up with my graphics ca-

Ash, you alright? What’s going on?!


…Margulis?



…wait a minute. If I’m over there, then…who’s over here?




…oh my Lotus, am I that kid?!

Stalker?! What the hell are you here for?!


Has he come to the same conclusion I did? That the Tenno are…kids?