lotusshim554:

Welcome aboard

lazyjordas:

welcome to warframe! in this game, you can:

• be a badass space ninja
• go fishing
• take photographs for a sentient group of trapezoids
• chop people in half with a machine gun
• parkour
• ragdoll people across the map
• have dogs and cats who love you
• cry over a cube
• get some cool rocks that contain guns
• dance
• take out corrupt politicians
• lose your mom over a blueberry with yaoi hands
• explore the galaxy looking for cool flowers

Seems accurate.

undergroundwubwubmaster:

pie-craft replied to your photo:
Holiday 2017 mood.

THIS JUST IN: Local super powered child eliminates entire grineer galleon in search of blue man with a long arm roaming with purple woman.

No Survivors.