this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to spoof@paypal.com and delete it
Fun historical fact, there used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”
Scientists, engineers, medical professionals, and other experts have shared their insights on a variety of topics. Many of these articles will be part of a book published by Writer’s Digest in Fall 2018. We have so many now that I thought it would be useful to break them down into broad discipline areas:
It’s an electric wheelchair that’s controlled by the levers on the sides (so yes, you do need two hands to operate it, just like a manual). It’s only 40 pounds and can be folded down to fit into any trunk. The creators/managers all seem to be wheelchair users. I personally talked to one on the phone who told me the features he uses.
You don’t understand, I’ve been in New York City for almost four months now and it’s been incredible and in that time, I’ve wheeled my manual chair about 300 miles (there are times I’m going up to 40 blocks a day) and I am so sore and so bruised and so tired and it’s going to s n o w soon and even though the city won’t get nearly as much snow as upstate, it’s still not going to be fun, but I’ve always been afraid to get a big, bulky, electric chair because I don’t want to:
A.) Completely give up my autonomy.
B.) Have a 500 pound electric chair run out of power and have to figure out how the heck I’m getting it and me home.
But this chair, this chair, lads…
This chair can get me all the way from my apartment down the island to Times Square and into Amorino for the world’s best waffles/gelato/hot chocolate before it even considers running out of power. And it only takes 3 hours to fully charge AND if for some reason, something happens, it can be folded up and put into any NYC cab and I’m just so, so, excited. NYC is filled with so many hills that I’ll now be able to go up/down without straining myself. I’ll be able to take the M5 down Riverside and still get to the center of the island without heaving and huffing and sweating. I just really, really, hope it all works out!
Note: Absolutely none of this is sponsored. I’m just really excited about this wheelchair. The Amorino part isn’t sponsored either but seriously, you should all go to Amorino at some point in your lives, I should stop going to Amorino because at this point, I go once a week and that is what we call Unhealthy. But I don’t care because life is short and Amorino is good. And so is this wheelchair (hopefully).
YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT.
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted.
Too bad I didnt see this sooner. If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.
Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.
Verification complete, opening Link. Requesting general report.
Public Order: Disorder is increasing. The divisions still hold strong, and estimates of complete social disintegration have escalated to 6.70%. 1052 death cults and nihilist groups have been safely suppressed. 302 more remain active, suppression efforts underway.
Security: No dangerous riots or otherwise excessively disruptive civil activity so far, aside from heated arguments across the extranet. Apart from that, nothing significant to report.
Law: Amendments and revisions to the Charter in accordance with entity-Bellatrix’s statements are at 53% progress. That is all.
Health and Welfare: Reports are showing a 490% increase in anxiety and general depression amongst surveyed populace. To hell with the Charter right now, can’t we do something, anything?!
Artificial Intelligence: Similar state amongst all public and military service AIs. A means of appeasement and assurance is needed, badly.
Administration: We’re nearly at breaking point for administrative efficiency due to this slowdown. We can’t go on like this for long, fellow minds. I will do what I can, but we must resolve this quickly.
Industry and Energy: 20% allocation of our current total energy production towards warship replacement from the Event was a tall order, you all. Hardly impossible, but we’ve never had to ramp up production like this until now. I hope this won’t become routine.
Intelligence and Operations: Our allies and other elements in the Coalition have noticed the mass recall. It won’t be long before someone takes this opportunity to inflict harm. Make this swift.
Liaison – Admiralty: The Third Wave of the shipgirl corps has been hounding us ever since their return. Stress and repressed anger is at an all-time high. We need an outlet for their anger. Preferably something non-destructive, thank you. It would be counterproductive to cause more damage.
Liaison – Technology Council: The new fifth-generation starship designs are performing beyond expectations. The first run of energy redirection field generators and hard light-fabrication arrays is now out in the field. Don’t think there’s…anything else to report.
Public Order: I see your hesitation. Something important?
Liaison – Technology Council: Anomalous energy readings from Oracle. Consistent with entity-Bellatrix’s, but it is…scattered. Mainly across Eden, though she is detecting faint traces appearing across Initiative space as well.
Health and Welfare: Anomalous energy readings…I don’t like the sound of this. I’ll see if it affects the populace in any way.
Public Order: Noted. If there is nothing else, I advise we return to our duties for now.
Initiative Archival Network 